Funny write-up on how Drake won over Serena Williams

I found this write-up very funny, like someone's own imagination, so please read and tell us what you think. I had to remove some paragraphs, it was too long

Now Drake and Serena Williams (yes, he’ll be taking her last name) seem poised to become hip-hop’s next great power couple. We dissect why everyone (excluding the exotic dancers of America, the side ho union, and Drake’s Internet provider) is obsessed with the star couple.

Drake is finally settling down:

In the Venn diagram of fans of monogamy and fans of Drake, there’s a lot of overlap. It’s basically just a circle. Long dismissed as the softest rapper in the game, Drake has built a fan base out of wounded exes, diary-keepers, and momma’s boys. Drake is the rapper you listen to when you can’t stop wondering if your second grade girlfriend really was the one, or when you’re driving to pick up your ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend at the airport (again). Unsurprisingly, this gang of lovable losers is pretty stoked by the idea that Drake may have actually found the one—even though I’m still rooting for Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree.

In classic sad boy fashion, Drake had to ruin things with Williams once to realize how good he had it. Back in 2011, the pair dated shortly and then split when the rapper couldn’t keep it in his pants. Following the breakup, Williams was quoted saying, “I do make mistakes — like every human does. But the last relationship was too much of a heartbreak for me.”

Of course, any Drake fan will tell you that the 6 God has a way of sliding into your heart—or your DMs. Williams was obviously powerless to resist the charms of Drake with a tennis sweater tied around his neck—no woman, not even Serena Williams, is that strong—and the two were spotted kissing at Wimbledon. But the match was officially called when the couple was photographed necking on Sunday at Sotto restaurant in Cincinnati. 

No seriously, she's the one:

Just check out Drake’s verse on “My Love”, which The Fader’s Rawiya Kameir astutely pegged as a paean to all things Serena. He waited on you for so long! And let’s not forget this touching Vine of the two celebs giggling at one another from across a tennis court. This 10-second video is like The Notebook, Titanic, and Romeo and Juliet combined, but with even more love because LOOK AT DRAKE’S SMILE, YOU GUYS! True fans will recognize this smile from the iconic Degrassi episode when wheelchair Jimmy finally gets it up.

Drake is whipped, and it’s even more hilarious than we ever could have imagined:

Drake has turned his reputed sensitivity and devotion into a meme-able brand. According to the Internet, he’s the kind of guy who swallows two gummy bears at a time so they don’t have to die alone, or who walks in on his girl cheating and says, “Sorry I came in at the wrong time.” IRL, Drake is just as adorably about it—just watch him trying really hard to understand how tennis works, or Instagramming his girl because her wins are his wins and that’s just who Drake is. 

Drake even traded in his old body (great for playing Xbox in) for a new one (great for not looking like a total wimp next to Serena Williams in). Drake’s latest gym day selfies are exactly what Justin Bieber thinks he looks like in the mirror. It’s only a matter of time before Champagne Papi starts serving us the Woman Crush Wednesday Instagrams Williams deserves.

The sky is the limit:

After a shade-filled summer, Drake’s future is looking brighter than ever. Aubrena (portmanteau pending) is easily poised to become the world’s reigning hip-hop couple. We’re talking more famous than Kanye and Kim, more talented than Jay-Z and Beyoncé, and physically intimidating enough to beat the crap out of anyone who suggests otherwise. This couple is truly the gift that keeps on giving—picture a tennis-themed Drake-Bob Marley remix called “One-Love,” or a Williams-progeny play date with Blue Ivy (AKA an Illuminati summit that will surely dictate the course of history for years to come). Imagine Serena Williams’ trophy room—now imagine Drake polishing those trophies with a rag in one hand and a baby monitor in the other. Thank me later.

Source - Daily Beast.